“Women to me, are like public toilets. They’re all dirty except for the disabled ones”
”When a man sleeps with a lot of women he’s called a stud, but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she’s called a slut. Some people think this is unfair. Nah, it’s completely fair, and i’ll tell you why. It’s fuckin’ easy to be a slut. It’s fucking HARD to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, well dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut? You just have to be THERE. There are fat, ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly studs! I’ve met slutty dwarves, i’ve never met a stud dwarf! Well maybe in their own realm, but none that’ve crossed over.”
“To nice girls who think you’re dirty - And I can see you out there - You think you’re dirty because you’ve got a nurse’s outfit, or a schoolgirl outfit or something like that; you deepthroat a cock because you saw it in porn and think your boyfriend will dig that; you take it up the arse maybe four times a year, am I correct? Now, please don’t think I appreciate the effort. I do. But the difference is, when you deep throat a cock, you’re doing it because you saw it in porn and you think your boyfriend will enjoy it. When a slut does it, she’s doing it because she’s can’t last ANOTHER SECOND without a cock bruising the back of her throat! When you take it up the ass, you’re thinking “Wow, this isn’t so bad. I hope he’s enjoyed his birthday”. When a slut’s got a cock in her arse, she’s thinking “You know what would be good? TWO COCKS IN MY ARSE!” And you can’t LEARN THAT!”
“I’m not scared of dying, because i’m an athiest, I know i’ll just rot in the ground. I won’t even know i’m dead, you know why? Because i’ll BE FUCKIN’ DEAD!”
“The Bible says Hell is all fire and brimstone and pain. That’s God’s book. As far as I know, the Devil hasn’t brought out a BOOK. We don’t know his side of the argument! If you ask me, the Devil and God are having an argument, and the Devil’s being the bigger fuckin man. God’s writing shit about him and the Devil’s saying ‘I’m not even gonna fuckin’ comment son, if you’re gonna talk about me like that!’”
“Hell is where all the hookers and drugs are gonna be… It’s not like God’s gonna open the gates and go “Jim, you’ve been such a good guy, you see this big titted whore with a line of coke on her? Knock yourself out son!”
