I reposted this from Facebook, but I think I need to update it.
After drinking a fair bit and watching My Name Is Earl a LOT, this is a list i’ve compiled of things I want to have accomplished before i’m 40 years old. I havent done that many bad things, but these are things I want to be able to achieve.
1. Sleep with 1 girl I went to High School with.2. Have a song played on a Major radio station.
3. Take my music to LA and try & launch it worldwide.
4. Become a Port Power member.
5. See an NBA game with my team, the Sacramento Kings.
6. Lose 5 - 10 kilos.
7. Pick up a girl at a Nightclub and sleep with her.
8. Paint a GOOD picture.9. Buy a Playstation 3 or XBox 360.
10. Own every Final Fantasy game.
11. Have a real girlfriend for longer than 6 months.
12. Skydive from more than 10,000 feet.
13. Drive a luxury car.
14. Play Poker in Vegas.
15. Appear in either a TV show or Movie.
16. Learn to touch velvet.
17. Own my own Dog.
18. Train to be a Boxer and fight one fight.
19. Play basketball for a club.
20. Learn to play guitar (Acoustic or Bass)
21. See the Portugese soccer team play.
22. Go to a Manchester United game.
23. Own a pistol and learn to shoot with it.
24. Go to England and see what the big deal is with that place.
25. Punch a loudmouthed Indian cunt.
26. Meet Eminem & Tom Cruise
27. Walk the Kakoda Trail.
28. Climb a Mountain.
29. Have a Wedge-Tailed Eagle on my shoulder.
30. Play with Tigers - Bengal preferably.
31. Have a REAL groupie.
32. Sleep with a hot Asian.
33. Run with the Olympic Torch.
34. Write a movie script.
35. Rap with Tech N9ne.
36. Watch every episode of The Simpsons & Entourage.
37. Get a Level 70 character on WoW (Or whatever the max level is increased to)
38. Visit Australia Zoo.
39. Urinate on a cop car.
40. See real snow.
41. See the Aussies play cricket in the West Indies.
42. Have a threesome.
43. Give blood.
44. Plant a tree.
45. Eat at one of Gordon Ramsay’s restraunts.46. Have a footlong sub for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.
47. Play 18 holes of Golf.
48. Join the Armed Forces (Army/Navy/Air Force)
49. Buy all the episodes of Pokemon.50. Beat a Carnie at his own game at Adelaide Royal Show.
51. Eat the Spiciest Chilli in the world.
52. Kick a goal at AAMI stadium.
53. Study for my Doctorate in Ornathology.
54. Sleep with a girl i’ve had a crush on (Since I was 18)
55. Get high from Nutmeg.56. Win another pub poker tournament and play regionals.
57. Catch a fish over 40cm long.58. Drink a bottle of wine that costs more than $100.
59. Get a lap dance from a stripper.
60. Complete my A-Z list.61. Get a crew cut from Walshy.
62. Spray paint something.63. SMS my way into sleeping with a girl.
64. Do the McDonalds “Double Pounder” challenge.
65. Have a drink with Judge Judy.
More to come, that’s just my list so far.
