Like most things in life, i'll roll with it.

Dear Niko, Women that are only interested in sex seem to be classed as sluts. Men are heroes. Why is there this double standard in society? - Karawr, Adelaide Dear Karawr, Thankyou for your question. It’s a very complex issue that we face, and the old view that “Men are from Mars, Women are from the Seventh Circle of Hell” sure holds true in this case. I’m just kidding! However, they say most truth IS said in jest. It is my view that the label is a defense mechanism. When men sleep around, all they’re looking for is sex. Plain and simple, get in, get off, get out - Use the partner for your own gain, and when you’re done, toss them aside. When a large number of women do it, not only do they use the other party for their own gain, afterwards, they make it their personal mission to humiliate the partner involved. Not to mention, for a man to be used in this sense CAN make him feel like the traditional “feminine” roleplayer in the duo. So these humiliated men, label the woman with a derogatory name in an attempt to regain what they feel is their lost manhood. Plus, Men who do this usually ARE cool, charming, and nice, right up till you’re bent over a kitchen sink. Women who do it are stereotypically trashy, and flat out mean! Dear Niko, Is tonite the night? - Joel, Adelaide Dear Joel, I find it hard to understand your question, being that we in this country spell the word “Tonight” rather than “Tonite”. However, tonight may very well be the night, should you grasp your opportunities. Carpe Diem, or in this case, Carpe Noctem. Whatever activity you are looking to perform tonight, just go do it. If you feel “it” is the right thing to do. Dear Niko, What is the meaning of life? - Mango, Adelaide Dear Mango, Life is intense, there is no denying this. The meaning of life differs from person to person, and therefore is a question that I cannot answer for you. It is something you must figure out for yourself. May I suggest that you drive out to a secluded part of the desert and drop Magic Mushrooms, ala the boys in Entourage. The Arsenic-induced hallucinations will guide you down the path of truth in your own heart. Although while walking that path, you may have to dodge giant bats and lizard-men. Dear Niko, Why do you use lube ? You dont like the feel of skin on skin ? - Shiney McChromedome, Adelaide Dear Shiney, I do not use Lube, and I do not know where you got the information that I do. In fact, I love the feeling of skin on skin, but not in the sense of masturbation. As you may know, I sleep on top of a giant pile of money with many beautiful women, all of whom are willing to give me the satisfaction I desire. But for you lowly mortals who don’t have this kind of Harem, I suggest you use all the lube in the world. It’ll teach you how to be more of a man. Dear Niko, Why did Ed and Scott quit? - Gazelle, Adelaide Dear Gazelle, It’s still unclear why Ed quit Suburban Rhythm, but Scott quit due to a creative conflict with the singer, Dennis Owens. As you probably already know, Reel Big Fish paid homage to Suburban Rhythm with the tribute song “S.R.”, which features the famous lines, “What Ever Happened To Suburban Rhythm?/Why Did Ed and Scott Quit?”. I hope you can get over the breakup of the band, and move on. Clearly the band members have. It’s been emotional, but this is the end of another episode of Ask Niko The Sicko. Tune in next time, and keep watching the stars!